So, I've been living in Glasgow for about, oh, 3 months now. It's most fun and the excitement is literally none stop. Right now, I'm currently having a beer with a juggling midget and a South African Mexican.

Anyways, enough of the hyperbole. It's a good laugh and all is good apart from the fact my computer has complete ASS-FUCKED itself, which is the reason for no uploads.

As it is 7:04am on a Saturday and I couldn't sleep, I thought I would share some pieces of wisdom I have collected during these months.

1. Never approach a bear from behind.
2. Sometimes - almost always in fact - wear two pairs of socks.
3. £40 is never enough. Never. No, not even in that situation. Never I tell you.
4. Quiet drinks are inherently not quiet.
5. If you own it, it will break.
6. An intermediate grasp of quantum physics will get you a long way, but not into a club.
7. When some tells you to "Hold that!" and the "that" in question is a Chinese take-away while you are standing in a taxi queue at 4am on a Saturday night in Glasgow city centre, they are about to hit someone.